Shitbag

Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.

Adjective
1. Literary

Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.

2. Heraldry

(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.

Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.

You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.

That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.

by UandA June 9, 2020

shitbag

Shitbag is a term where you made me super fucking mad and your being a dick, you shitbag.

"OI! FUCK OFF YOU SHITBAG"

by SwaggyHunter October 19, 2020

Shitbaggin

When Otis rides the A PA and bojangles all day the B runs all the calls

Otis been out shitbaggin all day

by Snooze you loose July 5, 2021

Shitbag

Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths

"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"

"You dirty bastard"

by thegayestnays.com September 17, 2021

Shitbagged

Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag

Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc

He snitched so we shitbagged him live o
Now he has to poo poo in a bag

by Smokeypokey404 January 31, 2022

shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022

spitbang

A spit mukbang (eating show) where food is chewed up and spit out

Did you watch a spitbang on YouTube?

by thatoneguyonline July 31, 2022