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Sphookd is a cute beaner that has lots of hoes and has alot of esex
Sphookd is daddy
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Boner Sphere

The theoretical sphere which surrounds an attractive woman.
It is said that once a man steps inside that sphere, he will receive a firm and spontaneous boner.

Depending on how attractive a girl is, her B.S. radius may vary. The unit in which to measure a boner sphere is in veins popping. If the girl causes a boner with 3 veins popping, her boner sphere level is 3.
by Fuess March 13, 2011
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sphinxter

sphinxter - an amateur Egyptologist who cannot tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.
This sphinxter was loudly wandering all around Cairo looking for a bathroom but only found an outhouse near the Sphinx which is also called a "sphinxter" because it meets both qualifications for an outhouse, has an asshole and a hole in the ground.
by Word Salad December 15, 2010
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Sphynx

1. A mythical creature that resembles a centaur with lion body and the wings of a hawk or eagle. In legends, if you do not answer it's riddle it will either kill you or eat you. It is viewed as evil, treacherous, cunning, and ravenous. One story about a young adventurer makes him encounter one of these beasts. He answered it's riddle correctly: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? The young adventurer told the sphinx it was a man, and in the sphynxes anger, it destroyed itself.

2. A variation of hairless cat. It is asscosiated with disgusting animals like slugs, worms, or all else slimy and wrinkly. This is a stereotype that should not be excersized. It tends to have names like "Dobby" or "Smeagle" due to its bald nature. They can be quite cute and respectable if you look beyond the steteotype.
"Ewwww! That Sphynx's bald!"
"Did you hear about that adventurer that made that Sphynx kill itself?"
by Nyan! August 15, 2014
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Twat Sphere

When women sit on the ground in a circle pleasuring one another with their fingers.

The female equivalent to a Circle Jerk.
"I'm having some friends over, you girls up for a twat sphere?"
by JssePwell January 11, 2012
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Dyson Sphere

An utterly emormous construction on an unthinkable scale. A mere theory, a Dyson Sphere is a "space ship" that encircles an entire star, so as to harvest ALL of its energy. To make a Dyson Sphere would provide an unimaginable amount of living space and energy.

A lot of debates have been started over the size of a Dyson Sphere, but for a small(ish) star the diameter would have to be close to 200,000,000 km. Even though many people also debate whether there is even enough matter to MAKE a Dyson Sphere, almost everyone agrees that if a civilization were to have the ABILITY to make one, they wouldn't even have a use for a Dyson Sphere, as by that point they probably would have had something better.

A Dyson Sphere for the solar system would be about 600 million times the surface area of the Earth.
A much debated topic, estimated sizes of Dyson spheres can be from 190000000 km to several light months (for more than one star inside of the sphere).

"originally proposed in 1959 by the astronomer Freeman Dyson as a way for an advanced civilization to utilise all of the energy radiated by their sun. It is an artificial sphere the size of an planetary orbit." -Anders Sandberg
by Will Zweifel July 31, 2008
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Regina Sphinkter

When someone encircles your butthole with their finger (preferrably pinky) while orally stimulating you, gradually easing the finger inside of you until they are knuckle deep in your pooper. Surprisingly sensual and recommended for uninhibited and particularly dirt nasty couples. Named after the equally surprisingly erotic musical artist Regina Spektor.
Me: Dude, Wayne gave me a Regina Sphinkter last night unexpectedly and who knew I was such a filthy, filthy whore!

Them: Um, everyone?

Me: That's beside the point! Reg Sphinks rule!!!!
by Analisa Colonoscipa February 24, 2011
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