Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
by Erect Cactus July 19, 2022
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Teaball Speedball

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.
Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.
by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018
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Tallahassee Speedball

Putting starburst and Skittles in a bottles of Mt. Dew, and when the Dew is drank, one is left with a congealed ball of starburst, Skittles, and Mt. Dew.
Before gym, he shotgunned a Tallahassee Speedball, and had a stroke on the track.
by Jakestastyballs January 06, 2020
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Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)
A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
by neuro_nick January 03, 2017
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Super Speedball

A mixture or combination of Cocaine, Heroin, and Fentanyl. A potentially deadly combination of illegal substances taken generally to achieve a mental, emotional, & physical euphoric “high”.
If one so desires to dance in the devil’s pyre 😈 🔥 playing a game of Russian Roulette, a “Super SpeedBall” will be your guide… ☠️ ~ Chief X
by Chief X September 25, 2021
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Cholo Speedball

The act of putting any mexican beer of choice into a bong, taking a fat rip, drinking the beer that’s in the bong, and finally blowing the smoke out.
Alan: Do you know what a Belushi is?

Peter: Shit the fuck up, dog. I’m crying to catch a cross fade.

Alan: With a Cholo Speedball? Okay, carry on good sir.
by mildpain March 17, 2020
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Recovery Speedball

Noun.

A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.

A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.

Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.

Smoke, sip, repeat.
Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.

The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.

It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.
by Penelope Picklesworth July 31, 2010
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