Saturated

To be full of shit; for something to be completely and utterly stupid.

(Ex#1) Shebreezy: "Did yall hear dat Douglas supposedly smoked a Black & Mild wit Lil' Wayne?"
Latrell: "Pfftt, Douglas be saturated."
(Ex #2)Jaytron:"Man,I just spent all my moneh on biscuits and burr."
Durraymus:"Dogg,dat be saturated."
(Ex#3) Lil' Jon:"Man, Rick Ross thinks Noriega owes him 100 favas? Shit, he be saturated as fuck."

by Jay "Cash Moneh" Sims (aka Marty McBiscuit, aka Jerk McGerk, aka 49 1/2 Cent January 2, 2009

spatula

An innocent-looking kitchen utensil commonly used to flip burgers which is actually part of an evil cult known as Spatualism. Spatulas are also in league with cats and spatuals, which are spatulas with eyes. The Catula is said to be the leader of the cats and spatulas. Fortunately, one can protect oneself against this menace by donning SXIPPG (Sporus Xylogenous Inhibitor Precautionary Protection Getup) gear, which consists of a frying pan/bowl/Santa hat as headwear, an empty bin bag for body protection, sunglasses and oven gloves. It is thought that cat-spatula information exchange is initiated by the cat rubbing its head against the spatula.

Warn all of your friends about the spatula menace.

by Wormy December 22, 2003

speculate

verb-the process of busting a nut on a good looking girls face...usually used when when a significant other is nearby.

....."I would speculate her," or as you hold hands with your girl and a good looking woman walks by, you nod to your boys and simply say, "speculate."

by splendens78 January 9, 2011

spatula attack

When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.

Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008

Dirty Spatula

A "dirty spatula" is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.

It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.

by Mattzog and Kilna January 12, 2009

cock spatula

The device used by older men for inserting their old saggy balls into a woman's vagina.

Hey guys, I used my new cock spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy cock and balls into my lady's punanny.

by cockspatula January 3, 2012

Trump spatula

An orange spatula with messy blonde hair.

Did you see Trump spatula?

by What knife? October 22, 2017