The Spanish Inquisition

No expects the Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

Spanish Daniel

You and Your love partner want to try a Spanish Daniel so you pour a full bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey into their anus then plug it with a Spanish butt plug and shake it around then take the butt plug out and drink the Spanish Daniel

Friend: Dude why do you smell like whiskey?

You: oh I just did a Spanish Daniel

by Habernero January 29, 2021

Spanish rickroll

Seré tu amente bandido, bandido, corazón, corazón malherido, seré tu amante cautivo, cautivo, seré ahu!
From "Amante Bandido" by Miguel Bosé.

You've been Spanish rickrolled!

Guy1: Hey man, check out this video.
Video: Seré tu amente bandido, bandido, corazón, corazón malherido, seré tu amante cautivo, cautivo, seré ahu!
Guy2: Did you just Spanish rickroll me?

by Lightning McQueen_Gaming September 09, 2021

Spanish Basting

The act of basting ones dick in salsa and putting it in a latino women

"Dude last night I gave Blanca a Spanish basting."

by nenthin September 12, 2020

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

I asked my wife for spanish coffee but she said no that’s too dirty.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker May 21, 2018

The Spanish Finger

To get The Shaft (Definition 3) from someone, that is, to get screwed over. However - getting The Shaft is common enough - you realise you have received The Spanish Finger only after the fact. So, in (say) a review situation - your boss makes a couple of critical remarks that are so subtle you only realise it afterwards. That is The Spanish Finger. Realisation of having just received The Spanish Finger is normally accompanid by a puzzled frown and a rub of ones chin. This was first coined in Rathmines on December 9, 2005.

What a strange review that was. I almost feel as if my boss was being rather critical of me. (Pause) In fact he definitely was. I just received The Spanish Finger. Damn.

by Yogrog December 12, 2005

Spanish Club

When you beat someone with the base of a full sealed wine bottle.

A Spanish Officer beat a peasant's face in with a Spanish Club in the movie Pan's Labyrinth.

by Lucifersneighbor November 27, 2009