Smacktard

It didn't originate in online gaming as has been suggested, and has actually been around since the mid 1990's.
Smacktard defines a drug dealer selling drugs or, as some forms are known, smack, that also happens to be a retard.

Smacktard

It has recently been embraced by the world of podcasting after being introduced to 'Punky Radio by Kaje.

You are a smacktard.
You are all smacktards.
Sam is a smacktard.

by James Reilloc April 9, 2006

Smacktard

1. A word used by nerds that is totally meaningless to people who have a social life.

2. Disparaging term used by lonely nerds with zero friends and very poor English skills during the process of crying and shedding thousands of tears because they lost in a video game to someone who is their polar opposite.

Nerd - "UR A GAY SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH 'COS UR GAY".

Casual gamer - "Please translate that last sentence; I don't speak nerd talk".

Nerd - "OMG UR SO GAY, I FUKD UR MOM"

Casual gamer - "Go outside kid"

Nerd - "OMG UR GAY U ONLY WUN 'COS MY TEAMMATES SUCKD"

Casual gamer - "you had 1 kill and 11 deaths"

Nerd - "WHATEVER, GG GRINGOS"

by Hermann Goering June 24, 2006

stalkward

(adj.) an awkward situation caused by running into someone that quite possibly is stalking you

Woah, dude. How did she know that we were going to be here? Wasn't that stalkward?

by jicky98 January 17, 2009

smacktard

a band devoted to being as stupid and immature as every definition of smactard above and below this definition. LONG LIVE THE SMACKTARD!

Smacktard is the greatest band ever.

by Lord Smacktard April 15, 2003

smacktard

When someone is acting like so much of a retard, that you want to smack them silly.

B1: "yay! i managed to teamkill three of my teammates last round!"
B2: "You are such a smacktard."

by NrKy September 15, 2003

smacktard

An idiot deserving to be smacked; someone who needs a good thrashing.

Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.

Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"

by T June 21, 2004

Stalkward

When someone is stalking you very awkwardly. This can be via facebook, twitter, flickr, or even someone literally following you.

"Oh my god, this cringy guy keeps talking to me, its just so stalkward!"

"Stalkward turtle."

"I can't help being stalkward, you are just so hot!"

by gaga_eljayne_monster13 November 7, 2011