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Sorted

A word most used by chavs

when a crime is succesfully carried out and a new paket of nappies or a signet ring is in the sticky hands of a chav it is a job wel done known to be sorted
Yeah, Mate thats sorted that is.
by Kaysie June 9, 2005
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soften

1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD
"soften time"
by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008
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Shortenly

"Do you wanna go to the movie?" Dick asked.

"Shortenly!" Raven exclaimed.
by Raven Bishop November 21, 2009
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Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 4, 2009
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Sortino

Sortino. Hebrew meaning awesome, or translating to "shortevinoski". If you have the last name Sortino, you are defiantly going to become a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Sortino is more closely related to the word scorpion because it is very possible that 50 million years ago in the time of the triassica era the very first people found a mysterious baby. They believed that this baby had evolved from a scorpion. They decided to name this baby Sortino. Then this baby grew up to do amazing things, such as become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Girl: Do you see that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?!
Boy: Must be a Sortino.
by Eshlieva May 3, 2013
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Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.
I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.
by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020
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Soren

Soren is a goat😎
by Sorenn August 18, 2021
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