Sobbing rn

A response to a funny, sad, or scary text. Usually used online. Although this doesn’t mean you are literally sobbing, it either your laughing, or sobbing in your head. Sometimes this does mean you are sobbing.

Person 1: funny joke

Person 2: AHAH OMG IM SOBBING RN

by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

SOB

Saxon Old Boy rugby club from Cobourg Ontario

The Sobs are gonna destroy the Runes in the match on Sunday.

by RoyalTee September 2, 2022

SOB turn

A very hard or fast turn that causes passengers to lean or potentially slide in their seat. Stands for "Slide Over Baby"

"That turn was so hard, I slid in my seat!"
"Yeah, it was definitely an SOB turn."

by L_ronzo February 21, 2019

Santomenno SOB

Santomenno SOB
Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.

MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."

by microwsoft August 1, 2018

SOB

Stand on business

“I stand on business” SOB

by Jmarc October 17, 2023

Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017