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snood

A stupid game created by Dave (who's trying to feed his fucking kids, because he's too poor, apparently, to afford to clothe them properly) which will eventually take over the world, but which is now only succeeding in flunking out every college student in America. It is also more addictive than pot.
Instead of working on my research paper, I'm playing snood!
by Bettie, John, & Tiara November 17, 2002
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snowday fuck-up

when a weather man/woman predicts large amounts of snowfall for any weekday, but the storm never happens. people typically bitch at each other during first-period the next morning
weather guy- "and on wednesday we're expecting 15 inches plus in your town"

Next day, no snow

Teacher- "well that was a snowday fuck-up if ever saw one"
by Planchet March 2, 2010
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Snowden

The radiogunner in Catch-22, a satirical WWII novel by Joseph Heller, who literally spills his secret all over Yossarian and the back of tehe plane durring teh first mission over Avignon.

After Yossarian learns this secret he is doomed to a life of ambiguous morals, anti-social behavior, and paranoia.
From Catch 22:
"Yossarian felt his heart stop, then pound so violently he found it difficult to breathe. Snowden was wounded inside his flak suit. Yossarian ripped open the snaps of Snowden's flak suit and heard himself scream wildly as Snowden's insides slithered down to the floor in a soggy pile and just kept dripping out...
'I'm cold,' Snowden wimpered, 'I'm cold...'
Yossarian was cold, too, and shivering uncontrolably. He felt goose pimples clacking all over him as he gazed down despondently and the grim secret Snowden had spilled all over teh messy floor. It was easy to read the message in his entrails. Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a windown and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. Taht was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all."
by Phil Kiffer April 19, 2006
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snood dick

A hooded dick that is small
Dave has a snood dick! Its embarrassing!
by jackedup May 13, 2008
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Snood

miсheℓℓeтяαη__* says:
Jesus, where's my mum! I'm gonna rot! I'm so hungry!
Kathy, Tien & Lisa says:
SNOOD
by Kathy, Tien & Lisa! October 8, 2008
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snood

the female version of a gooch(the part between your balls and your ass crack).in this case the part between the gee and ass crack
iv got a really itchy snood
i cant believe you went down on her, she has snoodic lice
i had the most amazing snoodilingus last night
had the scuts last night and got shit all over my snood
by svendrew November 26, 2009
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Snoodle

A term used when referring to smuggling a little chinese boy across the world IN A SUITCASE, in order to return him to his mother. This has no relation to the movie "Noodle".
Alec : Damn, I've only done a Snoodle once.

Drew : Noooob, I've smuggled 4 or 5 little boys.

Brian : You guys are fucking weird.
by Young Krayyy January 11, 2011
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