Party Sniper

A person who opens a line of communication with you only because they believe it will
lead to their invitation or knowledge of a party.

(this just happened and inspired me to write this)

Party Sniper over phone: Hey whats up?
Me: Nothing much, just out of state visiting family. I'm on the internet being extremely bored. Whats up with you?
Party Sniper: Oh, ok, well I guess I'll talk to you later.
Me: Dude you're such a party sniper.

by Edgell January 13, 2008

sniper dance

A dance done (most commonly in Halo) when one is aware that a Sniper is shooting at them, and they begin to spin and jump wildly in an attempt to avoid being killed.

*sniper shot*
Guy 1: Oh crap, I'm being sniped!
Sniper: Stop doing the sniper dance, you stupid n00b!

by nearly December 3, 2006

Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

Snifter

A short stemmed glass used by WASPs to drink whiskey and hipsters to drink beer.

Person 1 - 'This ale should be drunk in a snifter by the fire.'
Person 2 - 'You're no longer my friend.'

by Didnt_Know_It_Swag_420_Yolo July 13, 2014

Sniper position

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.

I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning

by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022

Barrett 50. caliber sniper

the most devastating weapon of the sniper class. It fires 50. caliber bullets that can rip a person apart. It fires semi-automatic which beats out its bolt-action counterparts

Holy Shit! That sniper with the Barrett 50. caliber sniper just blew that guy's head off!

by Dgul inc. April 17, 2008

sniper in the hole

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face

last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

by weasel May 1, 2005