Snapper

A person who uses a camera to make a living, but rather than taking thought out quality shots, travels the world taking hundreds or even thousands of random shots in the hope that a handful will appeal to a client. Typically he or she will be unable to make a proper living, earning little more than beer money however they will make out to their social contacts that they are very successful.

Mandy is hanging around with this guy who claims to be a photographer. As soon as she realises hes only a Snapper he'll be out on his ear.

by The Burger Flipper May 22, 2011

snapper lover

Someone, usually a man, who likes a tight muscular vagina.

Maria has a snapper of a pussy, that's why Jack is so into her, he's such a snapper lover.

by Reg Franx July 1, 2006

spicy snapper

1.) when a man or woman pours hot sauce into a woman's vagina.

2.) when a girl's vagina is infested with S.T.D.s

My girlfriend hates me after giving her a spicy snapper. I poured so much Tabasco in there.
I won't touch that snapper. It's fuckin' spicy with herpes.

by Russ Piper November 21, 2006

Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014

Snapperdoodle

When you snap your fingers to the beat of a song, and you do it while doodling or eating snickerdoodles.

Dude, why are you being such a snapperdoodle tonight

by wordman983 November 26, 2010

Snapper Bunt

Refers the the sound made when air is released from a woman's vagina, particularly after intercourse in the "doggy style" position.

After vigorous sex, Sandra released a Snapper Bunt.

by alfalfa323 May 9, 2011

Snapper Sauce

The vaginal secretions produced when a female becomes sexually excited. Usually produced in copious quantities. Frequently referring to a vagina that is less than savory in nature.

After an hour of hot kissing, the inside of Candie's thighs were slathered in Snapper Sauce. Luckily Carl had no sense of smell, which is why she was half price.

by Mutt224 August 31, 2011