sensei woo

Me.
I am secretly sensei woo

Person 1: Who tf is sensei woo
Me: Me.

by Sensei woo May 31, 2021

death sense

A sense of someone around you who is dying or going to die. The feeling of deadliness around you. Can be deadly people or things; such as killers or traps.

"That guy at the bar really triggered my death sense."
"My death sense told me he was about to go."

by ononys September 29, 2005

Homo senses

When you think that something is gayer than a gaydar in the middle of a bed, bath, and beyond.

Brian: Mr. O, he just slapped my butt and left a sticker on it!

Dan: My homo senses are tingling.

by Iokepa "DickSuckFagJewMexi" H. November 20, 2009

Bukkake Sensei

The founder of many legendary bedding techniques including the bukkake and chidori.

I sought out Bukkake Sensei's teachings to truly perfect my head shots. Now I get 100 points every time I pull out!

by [CLIT]Aerros June 3, 2017

Apple Sense

Apple Sense (AppleTerm) is known as the 6th sense used by humanity. There are 5 main senses but there is also the hidden 6th sense (Apple Sense). What is Apple Sense? Apple Sense (AppleTerm) is something mysterious that allows you to be sensitive to your desire or need. As long as you keep on thinking about the matter constantly for at least 5 days, You will subconsciously use it. Regardless of where you are, all your senses will be heightened when it comes to your desire. This includes surfing the web, social media, and even gaming. It is not luck, it is an innate skill. As long as you constantly think about it and you act to look for answers. Apple Sense will aid you. Of course, do pray to the AppleKing for higher power help if you desire extra help.

"Oh yay, I had so much trouble over the years yet when I

consciously used the Apple Sense, I found what I desired in 10 days."

by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) December 13, 2020

Common Sense Media

A blatantly biased website where reviews of critics do not match with parent and kid reviews onsite and IMDB reviews offsite, that constantly sets shows at a higher age rating so kids cannot watch it because they deem it "offensive", and lower age ratings of things that young kids shouldn't be watching because they are "inclusive". Example:
Breaking Bad is rated 17+ because it promotes "bad views of women", even though the show is rated 16+ globally.
The Barbie Movie is rated 11+, because it promotes "good views of women" even though the show is rated 13+ globally. The Barbie movie is only rated "2/5" for sexual content even though there are PLENTY of double entendres. Common Sense Media claims to be a non-profit, however this is not true whatsoever and the company charges people for viewing multiple reviews a day. They have a revenue of $25,452,329. They try to hid content from kids for political reasons.

common sense media is shitty

by mojoUwU July 30, 2023

Cumming To Your Senses

Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.

Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?

by akselly March 12, 2021