Plum Smuggler

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

Cock Smuggler

The act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place.

I was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.

by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

kool aid smuggler

A person, most likely a black male, that drinks all the kool aid at a party of social gathering.

Paul- "Hey Sam, can you get me some kool aid?"

Sam- "Sorry but Tyrone drank all of it, that damn kool aid smuggler!"

Paul- "Fucking Tyrone dude!"

by TooEaZzy July 28, 2011

grape smuggler

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

by Senorvee December 31, 2007

Fatty Smuggle

When a man is tricked by good-looking girls into talking to the fat friend, with a really great personality.

Two hot girls walk up to you and engage conversation. Their fat friend looms in the shadows. When the hot girls have gotten your approval to continue conversation, the fat friend is "smuggled" (see and or moves) to the front and takes over conversation. The hot girls leave. You have just been Fatty Smuggled.

by concerned citizen 123456776543 November 23, 2009

watermelon smuggler

A Female with rather large breasts.

Yo dude.. Look at that watermelon smuggler

by MillchenzaParlletta December 9, 2007

Salami Smuggler

Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".

"Damn that bitch takes so much cock shes got to be a salami smuggler

by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009