Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

smooch it up

This is an expression often used when you are watching a show and you want two people to kiss or “smooch it up”.

(This term is often used by chronically obsessed drama watchers who are very impatient with the progression of smooching)

Come on, just smooch it up already!

It’s time to smooch it up.

by mymelody1145 January 15, 2024

Homie Smooch

Giving your homie a hug since kissing is gay sometimes

Id give you a "homie smooch" but im too drunk right now

by Sweetdeadlytears January 30, 2024

Smooch Bait

A woman at a bar or other social setting who is overly flirty but aggressively turns down any physical advances.

I thought she was into me, but when I tried to kiss her, she screamed "rape" and ran away.

Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.

by Smoochbait December 22, 2022

Smooch Moocher

Someone who constantly needs kisses from their partner.

My girlfriend's such a smooch moocher, but I love her for it.

by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023

Paulie smooch

When in a sexual act ,a male or female sucks on hemorrhoid and leaves a hickey on it

Paulie smooch-Sucking on a hemorrhoid

by Paul the smooch October 27, 2020