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Siege

To eat or consume a large quantity of a particular substance. Verb.

A person or being of large mass quantity. Noun.
"Wanna go to the Priest and get our siege on?"

"I'll give you 5 bucks if you go and dance with that fat siege over there. 10 if you make out with her".
by Stewsh December 28, 2011
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Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.
As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!
by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015
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smeggy mageggy

Anyone who epitomizes the human form of smegma.
Holy fuck, Stiles looks like a total smeggy mageggy talking to that chick at the bar.
by Tekesky February 22, 2008
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smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.
Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!
by Kevin February 17, 2003
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Siegfried Sassoon

A war time poet, who was thought to be Gay, and enjoyed moaning about the continuation of the 'Great War.'
Ross :"i believe the war upon which i entered..... has now become a war of aggression and conquest."

Rachael: " isn't that something Siegfried Sassoon would say?"
by crunchycreams June 8, 2009
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smegalump

Smegalumps are the small white spots on the helmet of the penis when one peals back the foreskin. This is due to someone not cleaning themselves properly or not having a good standard of hygiene.
To use in a sentence - You dirty little smegalump or you stupid smeghead!!
by DrTurner October 26, 2010
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Smeggsy

A word to design someone who thinks that they are sexy but they are not , they should have a big bootie AND BUY SNAKES TO THEM FRIENDS you can use it with it other synonym «oily » . AND THE MOST SMEGGSY PERSON IS OF COURSE JAYWHYPEE
Ex: BIBITALLIOT is very smeggsy

KAD: oh really

Ken: no, jaywhypapi is smeggsier
by The real Kanze West January 4, 2022
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