Snuggie

A gloved handjob.

Guy 1: Dude, I got the most awesome snuggie last night.
Guy 2: You meen the blanket with sleeves?
Guy 1: Nah man, a gloved handjob.

by James and Joseph August 28, 2010

snuggies

a cool blanket. with sleaves so your hands are free! you can wear it like in the comercials or cape style!

hey lets go eat food with our sleave snuggies

by kaydog123456789 November 30, 2010

snuggie

when your underware rides up the front

liberty had to pull a snuggie out of her crotch

by meaghan bell November 27, 2004

sluggite

a person that replaces cool with nifty

Boy that was nifty

by DBB February 2, 2004

sluggle

The act of snuggling while acting like a slug.

Snuggle + slug = sluggle.

Can we sluggle tonight?

by ReebaM August 6, 2010

snuggie wedgie

When you wedgie someone In the smallest underwear they can wear.

Those jocks gave me a snuggie wedgie! they forced me into underwear the size of my hand and wedgied me! they then gave me purple nurples and swirlies! It was so painful!

by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020

San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

by captain commode October 10, 2009