shittastic

When something is so bad, you can laugh at how fantastically shit it is.

That play was so shittastic!

by Anonymous Man 9001 September 6, 2015

shittally

(VERB): To do something or act so badly that you need a curse word to reflect the shittiness of the situation

"I drew this so shittally." , "She dressed so shittally."

by Cash415 June 4, 2016

skittage

The passionate groans exclaimed by female tennis players during a professional game.

"Check out Serena's backhand, that skittage was fierce, mate."

"Wimbledon is making me so horny with all this skittage." - "yeah, mate top skittage."

by Bourdieu123 May 14, 2016

slottage

The perfect slottage.

A running dive with feet first, normally perfect if as soon as land under water feet go straight up above head.

That guy just dove in the water with his feet first and didn't make a splash, the Slottage is real

by VeryHungasHeppi January 26, 2017

spittaled

Spittaled is where a co-worker requests you to perform a system update that breaks the whole system and then blames you.

Dude, the system is totally fucked up and they are saying it's your fault. I know, she asked me to perform this change and now it has FUBAR'ed the system. haha you got Spittaled

by RocMan420 September 19, 2017

shittastrophe

A complete and utter shit-fest catastrophe. A bad thing that happens that is really shitty.

First, I got a flat tire, then the guy who pulled over to help me stole my wallet at gunpoint, then drunk driver side-swiped my car, and now I just found out my insurance was canceled because the bank's automatic payment system got hacked any my payment never went out. It was a complete shittastrophe!

by Word Johnson November 13, 2017

Shittapuss

Derived from the action wiping ones anus from back to front....also known as scraping ones excrements from anus to the vaginal canal!

Cody : what happened to that chick you had with you?
Alex : after the stain on my couch and the smell i can't get off my finger i needed a break. We're going out later though..
Cody : sounds like a real shittapuss!

by Paul trembley April 23, 2019