My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.
by LuluBleu April 10, 2021
Get the Slip-n-slidemug. The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.
After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.
by RegD432 December 12, 2019
Get the Mexican Slip N' Slidemug. The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023
Get the slip n slidemug. Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!
by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020
Get the North Korean slip and slidemug. When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other
by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018
Get the Slip n slidemug. The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.
I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.
by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025
Get the Himalayan Slip-n-Slidemug. When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?
2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet
1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet
1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
by a_lax_account June 17, 2018
Get the Yellow Slip-N-Slidemug.