Slampiece

Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.

Adam, so have you found yourself a Tahoe slampiece yet or you still batin' twice a day?

by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009

sampoerna

a type of hand-rolled and machine-made clove cigarettes; green for menthol, red for original.

"sampoerna green, please."

by snagged September 3, 2005

sampka

shorter term for the sentence, "suck my cock".

Sampka!!!!

by Mason2938 December 23, 2009

Samprikta

Samprikta is an amazing girl. She's an extrovert and loves meeting people. Also she is very emotional at times. She always has a loooong list of boys behind her. She usually has many ex lovers with whom she had a casual relationship with no idea of commitment. She loves eating junk food but still somehow manages to stay in shape (God knows how). At times she gets very angry coz deep down she is a lil sensitive kiddo. She loves her family and has lots of friends. If she is your best friend, you'll have lots of fun with her. If she is your love interest, get ready to keep your mouth shut in an argument or else be prepared to get beaten.😂😂

Samprikta is amazing.

Samprikta is short tempered.

by Little Daffodil August 8, 2021

beefy sampson

a big fat beefy dick...

man I stuck my beefy sampson in his rusty sherifs badge last night!

by Hoash October 2, 2007

Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

Samphex

(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.

"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"

"HAI GUISE"

by Plokachu March 26, 2009