Banana Skewer

The ultimate sex move which will instantaneously demolish any pussy.

Girl 1: what happened last night

Girl 2: he absolutely crushed me it was so amazing when he did the banana skewer.

by Nutter.The.Bread.And.Butter October 16, 2018

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022

beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard

"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"

by seekk July 11, 2025

Manure Skewer

The name for a males penis when engaging in anal sex.

Hey Jennifer! How about you let me stick my Manure Skewer in your Stink Wrinkle.

by Poopy Pusher January 2, 2026

all on skews

To take place at a school.

That dance is all on skews.

by Particle September 12, 2004

grug Glrejpd Skew4gt = Lilw

Skeppy's very political tweet.

Ben: Yo, did you see what Skeppy tweeted?

Jonah: Yeah he said something like grug Glrejpd Skew4gt = Lilw, crazy right!!?

Ben: FR! How could he say something like that??

by i'm an illusion March 6, 2021