Skeet

verb: To steal or obtain something via illegal and/or scandalous methods. Typically used when referring to Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

adj: To be a thief. One who steals items such as Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

-That greasy thief skeeted my beats right out of my locker!
-That kid is a total skeeter, never leave anything valuable alone with him.

by hogman33 December 11, 2016

Skeet

The funky white creamy substance that shoots all over Melissa after she goes down or rides me.

Melissa loves Skeet all over her face. She is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of her. She is the best thing in my life right now.

by melissohot September 11, 2009

skeet

to release sperm all over some bitches face

"bitch I'm gonna skeet on you"

by caitlin June 26, 2004

skeet

A word meaning cum that somehow white people don't understand yet.

I was railing the shit out of this bitch, and then I pulled out and skeeted all over her face.

by FSU-AH April 17, 2006

skeet

A new definition coming around for skeet means: to snort cocaine, or to get high on cocaine.

skeeted (past tense)-to be high on cocaine

"hey man, wanna go skeet this coke before my parents get home??"

"bro, im sooooo skeeted from this 8-ball"

by S_RAD April 8, 2007

skeet

to ejaculate in a somewhat erractic manner; to cum, bust a nut

Damn; you just skeeted all over her tits.

Don't you skeet in my eye.

by Danesha March 1, 2004

skeet

To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female.

After fucking the bitch, I accidentally skeeted in her coochie instead of her mouth

by John February 18, 2005