Skeet Sheet 

The comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. Such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.

When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.

Skeet Sheet by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

skeet surfin 

the art of surfin' with a 12-gauge shotgun to shoot pigeons while riding waves...

"skeet surfin...skeet surfin...skeet surfin... if everybody had a 12-gauge and a surfboard too, you'd see em shooting and surfin, from here to malibu..."

skeet surfin by iransan December 26, 2008

Skeetheart 

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."

I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.

Skeetheart by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010

Hooker Sheets 

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.

Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.

Hooker Sheets by ripplewalk October 26, 2011

split the sheets 

1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce

1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.

split the sheets by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008

skeet injury 

Any form of injury suffered by a female during the act of sex.

Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.

Rachel got a skeet injury when Bill shot her in the eye.

skeet injury by cw3 March 28, 2008

Skeet Tart 

A 'skeet tart' is a promiscuous girl of ill repute who has sex with many parters and wears reavealing clothing while abusing drugs and alcohol for recreation. This girl must be mildly attractive to be considered a 'skeet tart'

Look at that dumb skeet tart passed out on the floor. Who's turn is it now?

Skeet Tart by PhilthyG March 4, 2009