The Stafford Look

when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.

I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.

by Neffinski December 25, 2013

ben stafford

One look from him can make your stomach feel like butterflies high on steroids. He's like the prince in a "Happily Ever After Book" that doesn't know he's one and words like kind, funny, and smart aren't going to cut it.

Oh there goes Ben Stafford...wish I had his number.

by sunshine 123 June 12, 2017

Memenade staff

Ok there was many staff in memenade channel but yeah.....
So many fruit attack at the same time yesterday.....
Nezuko

Yesterday my memenade post server meme 6
That's cost so many new fruit break a rule
Memenade staff assembled!!

by Ok ok ok ok August 20, 2020

Stafford Middle School

A school where dumbasses roam for attention, and everyone tries too hard. The school where you don't have a FUCKING clue what they're doing with their edges. This school makes people depressed.

Did you see Ava? She's from Stafford middle school.

by Roachella September 2, 2019

discord staff

a morbidly obese pedophile that gets butthurt over 4 lines of text and images.

Discord staff will ban anyone who uses a bot command or posts an image in #general.

by random definer person January 25, 2021

staff master

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

by shizer July 28, 2004

STAFU

Abbreviation of Shut the Actual Fuck Up.

(It has been a long night. Peter has been snoring all night and Joy can't take it anymore)

Peter: *Gorilla snore*

Joy: STAFU

by shitguys!shit September 24, 2011