Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Semmedia

this is a type of nsfw that you find on pinterest.

hey look i found semmedia on pinterest

by coil0187 July 10, 2025

Simmeron

Da infamously-awful "compact Cadillac" sedan dat everyone who bought one was majorly steamed about.

When all was said and done, da Cadillac Simmeron was just a non-luxury sedan dat was sold at a much-higher price than its Chevy counterpart.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Ryan Simmerman

An annoying child, which still gets the ladies.

Look Ryan Simmerman cheated on Nelly Garcia!

by Tommy_is_suck April 7, 2019

Semi-skimmed

A Turkish man who is a mass producer and dealer, most notably known for his work in dodging tree branches in the streets of london.

ay ur semi-skimmed man

by ratman123123123 March 21, 2024

Low simmer

It is a metaphor for slow masterbation for an extensive period of time. This often steams up the room of the occupant taking part in the act. Similar to slow stroking it.

“ Jakob said to Cody that he put in on a low simmer “

by xd UnbuiltPlate June 12, 2024