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Silly Wearer 

noun. (see also Hipsters Sho Hos Frails )

1. A person purposely sporting clothing that looks so fashionable it's verging on silly.

2. A person wielding clothing or accessories that are designed to serve specific functions, in an ironic or trendy way.

See: Messenger bags, Fixed Gear bikes, glassless spectacles, Barbour jackets.

3. Persons so dedicated to acquiring the status of "an individual" they will follow the current hipster trends without question or hesitation. They will wear the clothes Vice magazine says they should wear, drink in the bars their favorite blogs tell them to, and walk around Shoreditch with an air of smugness only attainable by those in the knowledge that they are the coolest they could possibly be.

Serious Silly Wearers can also be seen sporting ironic moustaches and silly haircuts to further distance themselves from mainstream cliche's.
"See that guy over there with his bare ankles on display because he's rolled up his skinny jeans and isn't wearing socks with those brown leather loafers? Yeah, he's a silly wearer."
Silly Wearer by SafeCoolOk November 9, 2009
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silly goofy mood

When someone is acting/thinking spontaneously about something silly or goofy (could be deadly serious)
Friend: Oh Janelle, why are you in such a silly goofy mood?
Janelle: I slay all day bestie ahahahahahaha
silly goofy mood by sammy198 January 18, 2022

silly heart 

a day dreamer, someone who is always thinking positive, has unreachable dreams. a person who is always optimistic.
She dreams of wealth, fortune, and fame and still believes in Unicorns. Shes a silly heart.
silly heart by janedez August 26, 2006

silly goober 

the word that dfines the silliest most skrynkli little goobers super silly
silly guy: i ran over a family of 5 in my 2001 toyotta carolla, im such a silly goober
silly goober by warcrimecomitr July 30, 2023

silly goose 

When someone does something to make you giggle, you call them this.
Oh Jimmy, you're such a silly goose!
silly goose by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

silly walk

An exaggerated stepping movement, typically characterized by placing one foot in front of the other in an absurd, roundabout manner. Best demonstrated by by Monty Python's John Cleese, in a sketch about the "Ministry of Silly Walks."
"Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it."

(From The Ministry of Silly Walks)
silly walk by uclafalcon December 16, 2003

silly o'clock

A time of morning (or night), usually between 3AM - 6AM in the local time zone that requires a person to interrupt normal sleep or waking patterns for often dubious reasons. Often used in reference to extremely early arrivals to airports, or to join business teleconference sessions with participants in multiple time zones. Also see stupid o'clock.
"I don't look so good because I had to be at work at silly o'clock this morning to join a videocon with our development office in Greece."
silly o'clock by ToddUncommon October 26, 2008