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The Shift

The "Shift" is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from DFS to DFL. Sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced lovematism. Sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or FWB and wants to settle down with one woman.

The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.
Guy One to Guy Two: "Are you going through THE SHIFT? Stop that crazy talk about her being 'the one.'"

Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."
by Love Linguist April 29, 2010
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Shifting

Shifting is moving your consciousness to another reality.

It has been a part of religions for thousands of years and just because it's on tiktok does not.mean it is a trend
I am shifting to another reality
by Shifting June 13, 2021
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Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!
Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
by that reality shifter November 16, 2021
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Taylor Swift

The most genuine, sweetest. & beautiful inside-and-out celebrity. Not only is she incredibly talented as a singer & songwriter, she's sincere to her fans. People complain that she only writes songs about love; it's true that love is her main subject, but if you look around almost every artist sings about love. She has plenty of songs that are not about love, such as Ronan, which she dedicated to a boy who died of leukemia. Others complain that she's supposed to be a country singer but isn't; I think it's great that she's experimenting with different things. And to those people who say she has no talent at all: Are you a 6 time Grammy Award Winner? Have you sold over 26 million albums & 70 million song downloads worldwide? People also call her a slut for having so many relationships, but she's said so herself that she's a hopeless romantic & falls in love easily. It's wonderful that she never gives up on love even though she's been hurt before, and that's she's open enough to share her lessons & realizations of love with the world. If you actually listen to her songs, any girl can relate to her beautiful lyrics. Not to mention that she's an amazing role model for these girls; unlike almost any other celebrity in the industry now, she's never really had any bad press. She's an incredibly down-to-earth, hilariously awkward, & sincerely sweet person, & doesn't deserve all the hate she gets.
Person 1: Who's your favorite celebrity?
Person 2: Taylor Swift. She's an amazing song-writer and she's really talented as a singer. Plus she has one of the sweetest and most sincere personalities ever.
by hannahtaylor13 December 15, 2012
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kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'
Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"
by AndyOne October 26, 2007
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Shift Monkey

Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.
John's going to drop his transmission if he keeps acting like a Shift Monkey.
by Guercioni October 23, 2005
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Plate Shift

Putting your responsibility for something onto someone else's plate either purposefully with sly word choice or by omitting or just forgetting major parts of reality altogether.
Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.

John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.

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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.

Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
by Amovida February 26, 2011
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