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Sharper Image

From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.

Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.
"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."
by AvianEddy June 2, 2009
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Scraped

referring to the loser of a one-sided fight
1.)He got scraped
2.)My man scraped his ass
by Thates2002 August 24, 2010
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Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
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Strapeegery

To conspire with ones friends in an attempt to strategically urinate in public without being noticed.
My buddies formed a circle around me so I could urinate amongst the see of passers buy. It took a little strapeegery to pull it off, but we got hit done!
by Doctor and Mrs. Richard More September 19, 2013
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Scrape/ Shotgun

Scrape/ Shotgun is a game.

-Vocabulary:

• A "scrape" refers to the action of taking the bottom of your hand and dragging it skin to skin across the back of someone's neck to create a slight burning sensation on their neck due to the friction.
• "Shotgun" refers to the word you must say to prevent being "scraped".

-Rules of the Scrape/ Shotgun:

•When you say or do something that is regarded as dumb, clumsy, forgetful, contradicting, or anything along those lines, a person involved in the game can say "Scrape!", "That's a scrape!", or "Scrape on you!". At that point you accept the "scrape" and allow him to drag his hand across the back of your neck as described above in the vocabulary section.

•HOWEVER, if you say "Shotgun!" before someone calls a "scrape", then you are safe from the scrape and can not receive one for that time.
•If someone calls a "scrape" on you for something that was not a "scrape", then you are allowed to call a scrape on them for incorrect use of the game.
Example 1 of Scrape/ Shotgun -

Me: Have you seen my phone? I've been looking everywhere for it and can't find it for the life of me!

Friend: SCRAPE!! You're holding your phone in your hand.

Me: Fuck. Alright scrape me, let's get it over with.

Example 2- Me: *Drops my phone* Shotgun!

Friend: You're damn lucky you called shotgun before I called scrape. I'll get you next time.
by BDKilla February 8, 2019
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T-Sharpe

To have a penis that is curved. Usually inward, but in rare circumstances turned outward. Having a T-Sharpe makes love making quite difficult and can often lead to an unfulfilled sex life.
Is Audrey still dating Tony? "No he had a T-Sharpe..it was really fucked up"!

"I can't do it doggy style, you know I have a T-Sharpe baby"
by TonyDumDum September 14, 2008
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Fecal Shrapnel

The scattered remains of an explosive fart or shit most commonly found in a toilet or in ones underwear.
“Brad was so disgusted by the fecal shrapnel in the toilets he appointed himself the Fecal Shrapnel Monitor on the job site”.
by CEMS guy December 9, 2008
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