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Shortys on bang

is a hot as girl or braud that u wanna get busy with ..

a very attractive female
any women thats not fat

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everytime u see a shortys on bang ., jus announce to whoever your with , (within reason . lol)

your pointing out shortys on bang to your buddys at the club
Damn theres a tight ass shortys on bang

Shortys on bang at the mall

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by william holdin September 6, 2011
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softy bang

When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"

"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
by Jundo April 13, 2014
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Shotty pump

*buddy gets shot by a shot gun*
Oh shit he clapped buddy up with a shotty pump
by Pap_So_Savage July 21, 2018
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Softyoog

softyoog is a famous tik toker that is obsessed with wanting to look at Min Yoongi from the famous boy group BTS. softyoog has stated wanting to work for Famous Idol Yoongi to wash his smexy "baguette feet". If that's not what you call a good fan, idk what is. Softyoog has recently gotten married to a very special and lucky person by the name of Sugarmaid.

by yoongisstrandofleghair May 23, 2021
Someone should hire softyoog. Perhaps someone by the name of Min Yoongi. I'm so happy softyoog is married to sugarmaid.
by yoongisstrandofleghair May 28, 2021
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Shotty O’Clock

Shotty O’Clock is when Mengy or Owen yell “Shotty O’Clock” and then they both have to shotgun one beer and anyone else can join them.
Mengy Buddy, it’s Shotty O’Clock.
by Mengybuddy July 10, 2021
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ShortyMcDingDong

When someone does something very stupid, looks weird, or said something stupid. The word ShortyMcDingDong first appeared in the book “House Arrest” and it sounded very funny. Since ShortyMcDingDong is a person, people do not say it like “You did a ShortyMcDingDong”, people say it like “That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move right there.”
person 1: misses a soccer ball shot right in front of him

person 2: That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move of you

person 1: bro shut the fuck up
by hackerman/cool dude April 14, 2022
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Shifty Nut

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023
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