Shlong sucker

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot

Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker

by Lazxr YT March 18, 2021

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Schlongacon

A jeep that is built into an over the top off road machine. Its not just a rubicon...it has been embedder with very essence of its owners masculinity (even if its owner is female). This is a jeep version of a penis car. It wins all pissing contests. Said jeep will usually include, massive lift, giant tires, modified sway bars, skid plates for everything, rock sliders, steel bumpers, ultra low gearing, bead locks, a large winch, hi performance motor mods including v8 conversions, superchargers, and turbos. Likely also includes onboard air, extra parts and tools in storage areas. Often covered in trail badges and trail stickers

These Jeeps are often prime targets for Ducking

That jeep is a real schlongacon.

by Capt_Zoom March 1, 2022

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Fat Shlong

A large in size and diameter cock, it is ready to jizz in a moments notice

Sally wants Danny to have a fat shlong because he takes to long to nut

by Candy Brown October 3, 2021

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Fat shlong

A word used to describe large penis's that pleasure women in the ways they most desire fat shlong refers to penis's that enlarge massively when sexualy aroused men with "fat shlongs" typicly are known to be good sexual partners they are what women typical desire

Danny has a fat shlong he was railing me all night

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

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huge shlong

Its a massive absolute gauge of a monster it can take anything anytime and dosnt need viagra to get absolutely huge the huge shlong has a mind of its own and dosnt cater much to the shy type

Wow he has such a huge shlong

by Nespa 332 March 18, 2022

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