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Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.
Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!
by - December 21, 2004
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Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me
by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021
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shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.
by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005
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Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
by Wackattack. June 10, 2011
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shing

1. The sound of a sword being drawn from its scabbard.
2. The polar opposite of "Shang".
3. An annoying bald person whom is immutably set in his ways.
When the enemy was upon him, he pulled his sword, "Ol Pointy" from it's sheath with a mighty "Shhhhhinng"!

That Shing is sure set in his ways.
by Bulbous September 16, 2005
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hoop shlang

Hoop shlang, originated somewhere up in canada, in saskatoon, first starting out as another way of greeting friends, and/or seeing if they are paying attention, by shouting "HOOP" and waiting for the responce of "SHLANG". legend says it was started by a man named Joe.
Joe is walking towards a groupe of his friends "HOOP!?" with an imidiate responce of the groupe "SHLANG!!"
by dwerbs March 30, 2004
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shlanger

The German for snake, also used as a word for the male sexual organ, also known as the penis or dick
Steven had a big fat sweaty shlanger
by Shizzle-Sean June 21, 2005
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