Shlarm

n.

Large pseudo-chops that aggressive, defined chiquitas grow as some kind of statement to the system.

I see her majesty's invincible ascendy-christ has decided to once, again, assert her shlarm-warns.

by Noch-Thail January 9, 2010

slarf

a synonym for Awesome. It is interchangeable with awesome at any time and in any place, situation or context.

Damn yo! Those fritters were slarf !

by Robby Blancooo November 3, 2010

Shlarching

Shlarching is a verb that comes from an act most commonly used during SCAT sex, when seminal fluid or cum is sucked from the female participants vagina, in a pig like eating fashion after the act of borud.

The newlyweds celebrated their union with a thundercats marathon, SCAT sex, borud, followed by his shlarching.

by the most gross October 8, 2011

Sharf

Shitting while barfing, often induced by heavy alcohol and fried food consumption.

Do you remember that time Joe sharfed? Yeah, It was gross. There was puke all over his dick.

by gladrooster February 11, 2015

sharf

Taking a shit on the toilet while barfing between your legs.

After finishing a bottle of Goldschlager in 2 hours, Tito proceeded to sharf and then PTFO on the toilet.

by Gaiboi69 May 21, 2015

Splarf

The action of spitting and farting at the same time.

Whoops, I just splarfed

by Smallafro May 19, 2016

sharfcest

Twincest among jews

Look at Jayden, you know that bitch loves sharfcest

by daddy-i-love-you September 4, 2016