No Shit

an exclamation conveying a mixed sense of gladness and surprise over a matter of common interest between two or more people

Billy: "I just unloaded a major dump in our new bathroom!"
Tom: "Any residues?"
Billy: "Clean as a whistle"
Tom: "No Shit!"
Billy: "that's right"

by heythewhat January 4, 2012

Shit...

Best used when you've gotten yourself into a real pickle.

Kid: Shit...
Kid2: What happened?
Kid: I didn't my homework
Kid2: ...Dumbfuck

by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shit!!!! March 20, 2005

and shit

Slang meaning, among other things.

"Yo, that dude be clownin and shit"

by J-ViZ December 25, 2007

Shit on that

When you throw your middle finger up in the air and wave it around, it can be classed as a gesture

when a rude child says "sit on that" with his finger up, it will actually mean "shit on that"

by shabba28 February 20, 2011

the shits

a horrible form of doop

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."

by Jezca January 21, 2003

The Shits

1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.

"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"

by John E. October 10, 2004

shit

Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

You don't get the shit unless you got the shit. And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit. You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit. Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.

by Wigga May 2, 2003