Takashi shirogane

Takashi shirogane is the black paladin of Voltron. His nickname and most commonly used name is Shiro.
He is canonically a homosexual but his fiancé Adam died when trying to save earth from the Galra via season 7.

His teammates include:

Keith- kinda brother

Lance-someone who admires him

pidge-tech girl

Hunk- good cook

Allura- altean Princess

Coran- crazy uncle

Shiro is also known as space dad(dy) and is voiced by Josh Keaton.

“I love you Shiro, you’re like a brother to me” *takashi shirogane*

by Axel_di_angelo October 28, 2018

Tsumugi Shirogane

The best Danganronpa character and mastermind.

Don't trust people who say otherwise. never.

"I like Tsumugi Shirogane, I think that she's a really well written character."

"You're hot."

by rantaroxme August 30, 2021

[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.

OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.

by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009

Shiroi Kumo

Shiroi Kumo is the best character in Final Fantasy Unlimited

"Shiroi Kumo" - Kuroki Kaze

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

shitcoms

It's like a sitcom, but it's a comedy about shit. Sitcoms are comedies about classical situations, loved by people around the world. Shitcoms are meaningless and reak with mendacity.

Dude 1: I hate shitcoms.
Dude 2: You mean like cavemen, carpoolers, and alf?
Dude 1: Yea, they were flops.
Dude 2: The best sitcoms were Friends and How I Met Your Mother. Why can't the networks make more sitcoms like Friends?
Dude 1: TV networks are total bitchass.
Dude 2: Perhaps, they are stoned.

by Sitcom May 29, 2009

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006