Shwing

To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner

Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!

by Jon March 10, 2003

Showing Out

The act of being foolish, ignorant and just plain dumb in public.

Look at Greg storming off and cussin after that little misunderstanding
Yeah, he's showing out.

by You know me, The Kid! May 20, 2011

Shwinky

A slang term that has two different definitions:

1. An erection

2. A random word to be blurted out for no apparent reason.

Usually one will exclaim this word when they begin pitching a tent.

Man 1: *Starts to become erect*

Man 1: SHWINKY!

by Shwinky August 14, 2011

shwing shwang

silly, slang term for male genetalia

He was punched in the shwing shwang and fell over in pain.

by Dick Bag January 13, 2008

showing your age

any statement or act from an earlier period in time, normally a decade or more old, that gives insight into the time in which you grew up.

Larry: Slick sonic 2 was the business.

Jeff: Wasn't that on the sega.

Larry: Yeah it was.

Chris: Shit, Man I remember when the Sega came out when i was like in the 6th grade.

Larry: Okay yeah, now you're just showing your age.

by metermind December 9, 2008

shwingtastic

The epitome of awesome. Usually used to describe an event that is remarkably positive in ones favor. Also can be used to describe the immediate boner you get when a chick is super uber hot.

If one makes all of their opponents cups on a rebuddle in beer pong its shwingtastic.

Guy: Dude I heard you fucking in your room last night 8 doors down the hallways!
Guy 2: I know! It was shwingtastic.

by Myles Coch January 18, 2009

showing em' tongue

when a male with a large ball sac tugs on the excess skin and forms a short of a fleshy tongue intimidating the opponate of the male severly

yeah man I was showing em' tongue and he ran, dude that boi scared

by sexy helmut June 30, 2010