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Shepherds blow

the act of blowing ones nose directly into their hand.
I saw my uber driver do a shepherds blow and wipe his hand on the passenger seat. So gross.
by girl-grizzly May 23, 2018
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Shepherd's Pie

The act of anal sex, whereby when you pull your dick out, and find bits of corn, and what looks like runny gravy on it. It looks disgusting, but it's warming on a cold night.
Fucked my girl up the arse last night, and she gave me a serve of Shepherd's Pie.
by Hixy65 April 21, 2024
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Jack Shepherd

Jack Shepherd is an interesting character. Mr Shepherd is also the founder of Baldmary Oil. In addition, many would know him as BonzoTheGreat. Jack Shepherd is known for his baldspot. Why? We still are looking for the answers. His baldspot attracts millions over the globe. Some say he should be on love island. Sadly, his casting spot was taken by a local civilian named Radick Milner.
by Side-Eye FC July 10, 2023
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filthy shepherd

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.
I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate
by kraalix December 6, 2022
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Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017
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Shepherd

Chugs drinks like a machine, is always riding onewheel EVERYWHERE, hits a lot of fat drifts (tires are a reoccurring monthly expense)
Bro he be closing like Shepherd
by Shirtless Shirt March 13, 2023
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Shepherds pie

When a male has a poo and quickly turns around to ejaculate onto his the poo resulting in the resemblance of a shepherds pie
How was your break? Was great went to the toilet for a shepherds pie.
by Young shepherds May 18, 2022
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