If U Seek Amy

If U Seek Amy means: F-U-C-K ME

say it outloud fast, a few times and u get the idea

say you're in a fancy dinner and u see a cute guy, you can say: "Well you know If U Seek Amy"

by Bgurl23 March 13, 2009

Seeky

Sexy and Geeky

Wenda was looking seeky as she put down that textbook.

by Webster's Dictionary March 6, 2015

Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder

A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.

John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."

by WhoLikesBananas August 22, 2017

If you seek Amy

If(F) + You(U) + Seek(CK) + Amy(ME) = fuck me. Track from Britney Spears album, Circus.

"All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to If You Seek Amy"

by 1223334444 December 16, 2008

if you seek amy

"If you seek Amy" is code for Fuck Me. Originated from the Britney Spears song, "If you seek Amy", where the line if you seek amy is slurred producing F. U. C. K. Me.

"Dude, Veronica sent me a text saying 'If you seek Amy'"
"Dude, you are getting pussy tonight!"

by itsokweknow January 24, 2009

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

Nut & Go Seek

To have your friends to go wait in their garage or drive way. Then you go some were in the house and pull a quicky, and bust a nut either on the floor, or a piece of furniture. Then say to the household owner or guest that "i bet you can't find it." And try to get them to unknowingly step in or accidently touch the jizz.

Dude, i totally got Johnny with that game of Nut & Go Seek!

by Lubeskyballer959595 April 28, 2011