Shartstache

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.

I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!

by Spam23 July 7, 2010

goose shats

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.

he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.

by borWorm February 13, 2007

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

Shatta

A middle eastern chilli sauce or relish made with hot red chillis, garlic, parsley, coriander and cumin.

I love koshari with macaroni and loads of shatta.

by Rodink September 8, 2011

Shartsicle

n. A wet frozen fart

Hey man, I had my first shartsicle in Antarctica.

by StupidMF December 29, 2009

Shants

A term for pants that are too short to be pants, but too long to be shorts. They are those ugly Euro-style pants that come down over the knees but short of the ankles.

They are also called 'shants' because you SHAN'T WEAR THEM! They are hideous and not manly in the least.

They are all the rage in Europe.

JIMMY: "I went to Paris and everyone was wearing SHANTS! Isn't that lame?!"

BILL: "I don't know, man, my uncle loves to wear those. Ashton Kutcher does, too."

by McNizzle123 October 14, 2010

The Great Shatsby

Founded by Bruce Willis in 2002, The Great Shatsby involves Cleaveland Steaming in the cleavage of a female followed by a rambunctious titty fucking for hours on end. This WILL result in having a poop-dick.

"dude, did you get laid last night?"
"hell nah, sex is for old people...I gave her The Great Shatsby"

by ready or not here i cum July 19, 2009