Red Shafting

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)

Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

Shasta Beast

1.The worlds most powerful creature that can be only killed one way.
2.A way to describe someone if they are doing well in something
3.Being just plain awesome

1.On level 12 you have to battle the Shasta Beast.
2.Joe is a Shasta Beast at ping pong
3.I'm just a Shasta beast

by freestyle10evan February 4, 2008

Shaft of Damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008

Shasted

To be royally screwed out of something important, or something not so important.

1. "Damn, I've been shasted again!"

by Matt Devore November 12, 2005

Shaston

translation: Christian, or anointed one. A truly remarkable human being. One of the only people in history to really be the greatest without ever having done anything of real significance, except, of course, be Shaston. Just knowing Shaston brightens others' lives and they don't even know why. Just being around Shaston will have your head spinning with their natural beauty, extreme confidence, and awesome breath. Go out and meet Shaston today, for a brighter future.

Mother Theresa, Princess Diana (even they don't compare because for them to be great they did many wonderful things. Shaston just came into being.)

by caligirl1234321 February 3, 2010

Shaft

1) An insult given to a person who acts like a pure bellend and you want to be subtle about it.

2) the stem of a penis

Patty: look at my new trackies, there well shiny my mummy bought them from JD

Cammy lad: your a fucking Shaft!!

by Cammy_lad June 11, 2009

Inhale Shaft

The act of being a shaft inhaler, as in, "god I fucking hate it when Dan shows up, that guy really inhales shaft."

Also used to explain when someone really sucks at something, as in, "The Detroit lions really inhale shaft at football."

If you've ever read any of the Twilight books...you might inhale shaft.

If you've ever been referred to as "that guy" or a douche bag...you might inhale shaft.

by Tsunami17 March 1, 2010