Dildo sharpener

A device for sharpening dildos

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty

by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018

Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.

Where is my pencil sharpener?

by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020

Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022

Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022

Pencil sharpener

That one girl at the school

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20

by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025

marker sharpener

so you know how a pencil sharpener works well yeah well some lazy-ass created a pencil sharpener to brighten yo day to make that ink work again. Just dont push too hard into the hold (that's what she sai-)

Guy one: "instead of a pencil sharpener here is a marker one"
Guy two- "bitchin mofuka"
Guy one- "so this is called a marker sharpener because you use it to sharpenen da marker and then it becomes straight"
Guy two- "this is a waste of my time"

by RDLNE999 April 14, 2026