Shants

A pair of pants that are full of faeces following a nasty trouser accident.

Portmanteau Shit and Pants.

‘Will you please pick your fucking Shants up off the bathroom floor’

by Walter Walcock February 20, 2022

shant

The opposite of bant, should be said when someone has made a shit joke. It is effectively shit banter.

Wow Misha that is shant

by harr1_d March 13, 2019

Shant

A shant is a word that describes an object that is rather odd and obtuse it can be 2d and 3d a pluter can also be used for a clumsy person put into s more positive and nicer term

Stev: you are a shant child stop breaking everything

Child:ok but im not the shant u are

by Xoxo_annonoymus_xoxo January 2, 2019

Shants

Shorts that are so long that they appear to look like pants.

Bob: Is that guy wearing pants?

Seth: No those are shants, but it looks like he is wearing pants

by pants/ports June 9, 2013

Shant

Slang term for alcohol, normally a pint

"I really fancy a shant after work, you up for it Dave?"

by pompey bangers March 15, 2024

Shanted

A person who has drank a vast quantity of alcoholic beverages and is unable to communicate coherently.

Danny arrived at Gatwick after the flight shanted, because he had consumed a high number of beers and spirits at the airport before departure but also on the plane as well.

by anonymous June 25, 2024

Shants

Short for "Shirt Pants." Pants that can be considered to be both a shirt and pants because they are worn so high.

Can also work for "mom jeans" as they are also worn high.

Steve Urkel wears shants with his rainbow suspenders.

by shantz February 13, 2013