Shandi

A perfect, flawless, angel baby who is destined to write a book with Chris Colfer

Man one:What does 'perfect' mean?
Man two:SHANDI

by LOVESSHANDI October 8, 2012

Shania Twain

A Canadian country singer with an interesting background. She writes her own songs and is VERY good.

Shania Twain is my favorite singer ever!

by shania's September 5, 2005

shania twain

The world's most expensive table dancer.

Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.

by circushead December 20, 2006

Shaneimus Maximus

In the world of model trains, there is only one GOD. The true N Scale overlord. He is the master of all things toy train.

Dude1- Hey man, I bought my dad a trainset for X-mas from Shaneimus Maximus.

Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?

Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.

Dude2 - Dude.

by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006

shania

verb: to be checked out/eyed up by another male

Have you seen how many times I've been shania'd by that fat guy at the bar? Like, that's gonna happen!

by Finda McValues April 28, 2004

A Shandi

An alcoholic drink made by combining half a glass of beer with half a glass of lemonade or other soft drink. Tastes just as good as light beer.

Hmmm...I'm the designated driver tonight. Should I drink a Shandi or a light beer? Each taste like crap, so maybe i'll convince one of my other friends to be the designated driver so i don't have to drink this shit called a Shandi

by fggsfddg February 12, 2006

Dirty Shani

A sexy beast in the bedroom, will keep you on your toes and make you beg for more. Bow down and submit. Flirty and oh so dirty.

Be careful she’ll dirty shani you , and you’ll never escape.

by Amanda Fitzgerald May 5, 2020