Shank 

The act of shiting and wanking at the same time

I was in a horny hurry this morning had to shank

Shank by Shell2784 August 6, 2011

shank 

n. Shank Hall in Milwaukee based on Shank Hall from Spinal Tap; v. can be used in many ways, mostly as an exclamation, see below. Also associated with Gold Stars.

n. Let's go see the Umph at Shank Hall in Milwaukee! v. Shank you; Shankariffic; Shanktastic; Shankadelic; shankabulous.

shank by Evil Genius June 4, 2004

shank 

to stab someone, then ejaculate in the wound

Watch yo back 'less u wanna get shanked nigguh.

shank by Timothizzle October 7, 2006

shank 

v. n. the act of defecating and masturbating simultaneously, usually for the purpose of attempting to enhance one's orgasm.

sh(it) + (w)ank

No time for spooning, I'm going to have a shank.

shank by Hodgit August 6, 2004

shank 

to punch extreamly hard, to bring harm to in some way, repetedly punch someone extreamly hard

Shut up or ill shank you like you've never been shanked before hoe.

shank by KAYLAmcmLOVESyou May 22, 2007

Shank 

stabbing motion.
used as a handshake for middle schoolers.
Fun to do, without knives.

Shank Shank!!

Gotcha!

Shank by ihavefriendsdou February 25, 2008

shank 

(v.) the act of stabbing a person with a shiv( a non-metallic weapon; a sharpened toothbrush, a slice of old bread, a shard of glass, cracker jack box, human or animal bone, a plastic letter opener, half of a contact lens, two straws taped together, bic pen, dirty depends.) or a shank (a metallic weapon; can of spinach, metal lamp shade, tac, metal letter opener)

dwight d eisenhower was shanked in the lower thigh 10 times and in the upper abdomen 3 times.

shank by dustinstewart May 15, 2008