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Shane

/ShANe,Shh,a,ine/Shh,wayne/

1. Shane; Shane’s;
Handsome bearded man. Lacks basic knowledge that’s everything on the Internet is true.

2. Shane

adjective
Thinks cats are pointless.
Omg, Shane is cool. To bad he thinks the Internet can be wrong.

I know a Shane. He thinks cats a pointless.

Wait, you know Shane!!!

Hey Shane!

Shane, hello!

How many Shane’s does it take to grow a beard?
by Justto Smrt December 11, 2018
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Shane

The boy I would die without he's the best
Omg I think a shane just walked by!
by Maddybonbon March 17, 2017
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Shane

The sweetest faggot you’ll ever meet shit brown eyes
Dawty geara that’s Shane the faggot
by Faggot cunt March 23, 2022
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Shane

a great friend and sweet boyfriend. he cares about others and is always there for others. SUPER funny and loves when ppl laugh at his jokes. hes also really good looking, he has grey-blue eyes and light brown hair. if know a shane, your lucky, he’s a keeper<3
person1: who’s that super funny guy in our math class?
person2: oh that’s shane
person 1: oohhh that makes sense, shane’s are the best
by umhiigidk October 3, 2021
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Shane

A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.
Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
by KameronPotts February 8, 2009
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Shane

Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
Lauren: Dude, that stupid shane kid just knocked down a mailbox.
Madison: I know, I love him.
by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009
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Shane

a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.

See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
by planeview December 4, 2009
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