A gentle, timid buffoon of a kid. Very clumsy and often causes problems on accident, but he quickly apologizes and does his best to make everything better. He has curly, bouncy hair, which is tinted with silver. His smile, when he does, is warm and sincere. Shane always treats his friends with respect, and always loves to make people laugh. He often stutters, and stumbles over his words, which is SO CUTE! The kid used to be a class clown, loud and obnoxious, and he’s actually toned that down, becoming more of a gentle, timid person. Shane is very short, but makes up for it with a mean left hook. Shane is so creative, always carrying around a sketchbook or a pencil. Or, you’ll find him in his room playing games, and eating sweets. Adorable. Girls, get a Shane, and never let him go.
“. Aw, look at that Shane, he’s so shy.. “
“. I can’t believe his self esteem is so low.. what a Shane. “
“. I can’t believe his self esteem is so low.. what a Shane. “
by GirlWithTheGlasses1010 May 24, 2020
Get the Shanemug. by a human bean October 22, 2018
Get the Shanemug. a great friend and sweet boyfriend. he cares about others and is always there for others. SUPER funny and loves when ppl laugh at his jokes. hes also really good looking, he has grey-blue eyes and light brown hair. if know a shane, your lucky, he’s a keeper<3
person1: who’s that super funny guy in our math class?
person2: oh that’s shane
person 1: oohhh that makes sense, shane’s are the best
person2: oh that’s shane
person 1: oohhh that makes sense, shane’s are the best
by umhiigidk October 3, 2021
Get the Shanemug. Shane's usually are very tall people, with gigantic dicks, I mean GIGANTIC. Any Shane you know loves Basketball, its weird but true. Usually they know lots of people in school but never talk to them outside of school. They are usually very nice, and do whatever you need them to do, good people. But don't let that trick you. To their friends they are different people, they are opposite to what they act normally. Anyways a very cool person to be around.
"Yo, Shane is a god at 2k bro."
"Shane is a very cool person, he is so hot!"
"I fucked Shane last night, his dick can't fit up me!"
"Shane is a very cool person, he is so hot!"
"I fucked Shane last night, his dick can't fit up me!"
by CrazyFlower2199 August 19, 2020
Get the Shanemug. A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.
Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
by KameronPotts February 8, 2009
Get the Shanemug. Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009
Get the Shanemug. a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
by planeview December 4, 2009
Get the Shanemug.