Shandi

Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.

Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi

by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021

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slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.

“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”

by Walroose September 19, 2021

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Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

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Shandy

G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.

oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house

by karrinyup kat March 18, 2022

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Shandy

Ngl she is the most beautiful woman on the whoooole planet.
Sometimes she's anxious about stupid situations but this girl has the kindest heart.
If you have any problem sis, Shandy will help you out. No matter what, she's gonna be there.

- Omg I wish I could be Shandy!
- Ikr! She's the hottest!!

by sziashandy November 21, 2021

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