Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.

I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.

by dickydanceroutine March 24, 2022

Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021

swerving and serving

A phrase used to show that one is able to drive to a location and sell drugs to a potential customer

"What you need? Im swerving and serving"

by 256' youngin December 6, 2017

Soft Serve

When you ejaculate when you’re flaccid

My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum

by Chasadia April 19, 2019

Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.

"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."

by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007

Lunch Is Served

A discreet way of calling someone a "Dry Lunch"
also refered to as "bread crisp bread" or the ever popular "Ryvita Sandwhich". Basically someone who has a face you just want to smack, however your still mates even though every word that comes out of his/her mouth is the epitamy of ridiculous.

That annoying friend turns up

Friend: "Alright guys"
You: (sarcastic tone) "Lunch Is Served"

by sickestwan June 27, 2010