Serving Soup

When one’s diarrhea is the consistency of a thin soup

Bro I got Taco Bell last night and I wasn’t even done eating and already started serving soup

by Steve527 February 24, 2026

seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.

Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”

by bussintok February 18, 2025

Serving puss

When you slay the house down boots so hard that your puss cracks...

Whore 1. Wow I think I'm serving puss! Whore 2. You ate, you look so good. Whore 3. Purr!

by pussyserver April 3, 2025

serving babydog

when someone/something is really cute, including to the point of eliciting cuteness aggression like one may experience with a baby dog

guy: wow you are actually serving babydog right now
girl: thx

by NOT a body snatcher July 14, 2025

serving cunt

being a fucling r word

your such a fucking r word because your serving cunt. or your serving cunt you r word.

by Mrolive September 9, 2025

Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.

"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."

by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025

Sepping

The act of leaving; to sep

Nick is sepping. He’ll be back later.

by imyurmum December 4, 2025