selfie stick

A complete and utter waste of your money and way to annoy all the normal people around you

I about to punch that girl flashing her selfie stick in everyone faces

by penisbutterrocks April 9, 2015

Oscars selfie

A picture to end all pictures. Originated from Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars 2014 group selfie featuring a group of the world's leading actors, which crashed Twitter that same evening for breaking the record for most retweeted photo in the world.

"Guys, get over here. Let's get a picture to remember, let's take an Oscars selfie"

by ronan_mcg March 15, 2014

selfitis

Obsessive compulsive desire to take one's photos and post them on social media

Those who take selfies often have selfitis

by royysh April 25, 2014

seligion

se-lig-ion (si-lij'en) n. 1. An essentially healthy doubting, dispositional, apathetic, questioning, etc., mindset abolishing humanity's relationship with any and all prescribed dogmas or deities; also, any inparticular way, method, growing, fashion, means etc., of doing so. 2. The essential process of 'thought change' that invigorates and enriches the corporeal/temporal lifestyle. 3. The aversion of the spiritual. 4. Obs. 'Without boundaries.' Abbr. SEL <L se-aside, apart, away, without + ligare to bind

"They had a healthy seligion on the fundamental processes of the arts, religions and maths, and continually questioned everything the professor said."
"They were out rightly seligious when it came to bowing before the queen."
"Seligionism was not just a mindset for them, it was a way of life."
"It is impossible to be religious and seligious at the same time."
"Even the preconceived notions and dogmas of science could not escape seligion."
"People who are seligiously inclined know that 'new is better'."
"Their seligiosity new no bounds."

by EDITOR IN CHIEF January 22, 2015

Selfie Switch

What a selfie stick becomes when I grab it out of your hand and start whipping your ass with it after you poke me in the face.

I turned his selfie stick into a selfie switch and started whipping his ass.

by Gustave de Beaumont January 23, 2015

Selfie Space

The storage space on your phone that is used to keep pictures such as selfies.

"Yo bro. Download this new app on your phone. No way bro. I don't want to use up my selfie space."

by Black-Phoenix777 September 8, 2018

Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016