seize

A group of hipsters

A group of hipsters is called a 'seize', much like a flock of seagulls, or a murder of crows.

by aquapunkchick April 15, 2011

man sized hit

1) the inhalation of a large amount of marijuana smoke; a lung shredding, gut wrenching, and/or mind blowing toke

You seen that kid pywiz toke? He takes man sized hits.

by Krytonic Chronic March 6, 2005

andrew sized

Any person, place, or thing that is small in size. To be used in place of the word small, or any words relating to it.

He said that his house was huge, but it was just Andrew Sized.

by AndrewSized January 14, 2008

seitzed

Running late to a meeting because someone can't stop talking to you.

Where is David? I don't know, he's probably getting seitzed again!

by DangerMouse52 September 17, 2021

Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

snack sized coke can

A short and fat penis. A chode.

Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.

by PseudoAnarchist July 18, 2019

Seize The Day

A clever, yet classy way of telling someone that you gave a blowjob. Can be said in public and on social networks with no shame and no suspicion. If you really want to be inconspicuous, you can even simply say "carpe diem" while encouraging someone to do it.

Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"

Girl 1: How was that party last night?! Did anything interesting happen?
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!

Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!

Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*

A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!

by Roccstar October 10, 2012