Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

Juicy secret

Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.

An advanced version of a wet willy.

Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.

“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary

by Disgruntled Dickhead June 02, 2018

secret santa'd

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"

I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019

Secret Nazi...

A YTMND joke started in 2005 with the picture of the giant swastika shaped forest in germany.

guy 1:omg! this toy has a secret nazi...symbol!
guy 2:submit it to YTMND.

by Aeorro October 20, 2005

Secret OTP

Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.

"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."

"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)

by Yamistar August 10, 2009

gonad secretion

male ejaculation; cum; semen.

You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 29, 2021

secret boyscout

One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.

"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"

"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."

by Jared Smith December 29, 2007