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hillbilly c section

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.
Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga
by shlubster February 22, 2014
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F5 Sect

F5 is the function key to refresh a page on PC.

In Chinese/Japanese translation Web Novel and Light Novel communities, authors/translators will often have a regular time of the day that they'll upload the latest chapter. Practitioners of the F5 Sect have been known to repeatedly spam the F5 key near these times in the hope of being the first one to access the new chapter, and thus have the opportunity to make the first comment.

The 'Sect' is a joke referring to how many of the Chinese novels having martial practitioners belonging to various Sects (Clans, groups, etc.).

Therefore the users who single-mindedly hit the F5 key in pursuit of first comment ironically reflect the focus that'd be required of a martial cultivator in many of the novels that they are reading.
Lowlav (of Wuxiaworld forums):
F5 Sect is an organisation researching on the profound effects of throbbing F5, dealing with the order of rebirth. the pulse of internet. Cultivators of the laws of F5 are forever dominant in the comment sections all over the internet. It is a mystery with great power!

Ryuushima (Of Wuxiaworld forums):
They are a bunch of ---- that spam every chapter release with posts about being 1st , 2nd etc instead of talking about the actual chapter.

Minru (Of Wuxiaworld forums):
I refreshed the page and found a new skyfire chapter without a comment... instead of commenting first first first, i read the chapter. There still wasn't a comment so i nabbed first. Does this make ma F5 member because i got first or a F5 heretic because i read the chapter first?
by Deviant Antrax August 20, 2018
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Secondhand Suicide

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?
by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021
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Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
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second halloween

Down with valentine's day! It is now second Halloween or Halloween 2.0
Let's have a second Halloween instead of valentine's day!
by wickedkitty23 February 5, 2017
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Social Securitit

Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.

The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.

Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?

Oh, my disability.

Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
by tsunbot November 3, 2010
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securly

a bullshit content filter that schools have recently(as of January 2019) started using on chromebooks because they are giving everyone their own chromebook
by SkinnyWeinr March 5, 2019
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