soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

Slapyates

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 1, 2009

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

Searyx

Loser.

Searyx is a loser.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Seppy

An insult of the highest degree, used to describe someone who enjoys taking it up the ass and fucks sheep in his spare time (which is all the time).

Man, I hate that twat.
Yeah, he totally is a seppy.

by SkaraMog July 30, 2006

beyatee seaych

(Pronounced bee-ahh-tea saych)

Means bitch, b i t c h

Lil' Trike in this beyatee seaych!

by Cold Mutha July 9, 2007